Fries, rocky mountain oysters, eggs, cowboy oysters, balls, or gonads, whatever you call them, the technical name is testicles, and if you’re here, you’re probably looking for a way to eat them. Congratulations, because this is hands-down the best recipe for rocky mountain oysters I’ve ever had–and I’ve eaten plenty. The first ones I had…
Testicles
How to Prepare Rocky Mountain Oysters (Testicles)
The first testicle I ever ate would be the last one I ate for nearly a decade. I was still at St. Pauls Heartland Restaurant, which was a nose-to-tail palace of Midwestern Cuisine the likes of which will probably never be seen again. We cooked with only whole animals, and everything was used. Everything. Well,…